Q and A
Me: So, given the weirdness of the last several months, what are you going to do for Valentine's Day?
Also Me: I'm getting my cat neutered!
M: I see. Is it true that you asked a vet whether this could be done as a house call so the little mite wouldn't be nervous?
AM: Yep!
M: And when they said no, because of the general anesthetic, did you really say "I consider that optional at this point?"
AM: Yes.
M: And why did you say something so mean?
AM: He peed on me.
M: Has he peed on anything else lately?
AM: Apart from the furniture? A blanket and my bathrobe.
M: Would this be the same blanket and bathrobe from yesterday's laundry?
AM: Correct!
M: You're right. This is going to be romantic.
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