Fish eats cell phone, still works after a week
Thank heavens--I don't know where you take a fish for warranty service.
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The imponderable: why do people send e-mails asking me to "just look at [this] for grammar and spelling" when that is already 90% of my job?
The Term: Businesscardia
Category: Professional
When you proofread so many business cards your heart yearns for anything else.*
*(Except a calendar: I hate calendars.)
Hah! No, it's not going to be topical, sorry.
I have wanted to change my name since...ever, basically, and finally took the plunge and altered my middle name this summer, after years of hearing people tell me it was going to be an unholy nuisance and hundreds of dollars of expense. So far:
$47- name change
$4- cost of parking near courthouse
$0- new SS card
$0- new bank cards
$0- new credit cards
$22- the DMV whole shebang (license, title and registration), and they said the title didn't have to be reprinted
$25- ordering happy little postcard announcements from Moo.com
By far the biggest nuisance has been 1) Finding the Social Security office, which relocated from the time of initial research to the time of applying for a new card; 2) Answering the people who say "You...changed your middle name?" (I changed it to Alexandra, and have been referring to this process as establishing my AlDentity.)
I suppose my point is, without the internet, I'd still be believe all the friends and family who didn't want to learn a new name. ALWAYS look things up, people.
Turns out that, at least in one way, cats are smarter than my 8-year-old self. Fortunately for my dignity, I do know from needing to clarify words...
]]>...that Germany has the most interesting cannibalism cases? First there was the man who recruited his own enthusiastic murder victim, and now this unique take on a grandmother's recipe.
Somehow, I think this impulse came from the same bizarre lust for experimentation that leads young men to light farts.
This may well be the cutest thing I've ever seen!
]]>From a local paper: Highway floral displays face cuts
From an e-mail, in which a chocolate shop was apparently having an Easter sale: 20% off Toady!!!!
(The poor toady: you know it's a harsh economy when even henchmen get downsized...)
I finally gave in and bought this alarm clock (though not at this price!) after Old Faithful let me down again last week. I hope I like it, and hope it stays around as long as the old one.*
Which is going to live in the closet. I seem to have some separation issues.
As all the blog seems to have gone out of me lately, a few things I found interesting:
I knew it!